Neckpro Traction Device is ridiculous, awesome

Neck Pro

Part of me wants to ridicule this product ruthlessly, but the other part of me wants to whip out my credit card and buy this contraption with overnight shipping.  I never realized how compressed my neck feels, until I saw the picture on the left.  Now all I can think about is the relief that can only be had with the Neckpro brand Traction Device.  Relief can be yours too for about $55 plus shipping.

[via Skymall]

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