Star Trek Tricorder: Effective girl repellent

If you’re nothing like me, you’re probably sick and tired of being mobbed by beautiful women.  You’re annoyed by the constant phone calls.  You’re a little creeped out that they camp outside your door.  Why won’t they leave me alone? you ask yourself.  Why?

Perhaps it’s time to take matters into your own hands.  This Star Trek Tricorder replica might be the answer to your troubles.  Walk around with this baby and rest assured, 99 out of 100 women will vanish.  The Star Trek Tricorder is easy to use and is totally humane.  Stop by Amazon and pre-order one today – it officially drops on June 4.

[via CrunchGear]

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